22nd May 2013
Reblogged From spendyourlifeyourownway
Notes: 240217
(Source: kiingofhearts)
Comedian Kurt Braunohler raised $6,000 on Kickstarter to “hire a man in a plane to write stupid things in the sky”.
(Source: kurtbraunohler)
- Camera: Canon EOS 5D Mark II
- Aperture: f/10
- Exposure: 1/160th
- Focal Length: 24mm
(Source: animeshawty)
i am 41 cheetos tall
Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?
we were out of doritos
Go run 🏃
Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?
Egberts?
Pizza?
John Green?
A vegan?
The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.
fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers.
and the vegan wins
(Source: gangrelated)
HOW THE FUCK ARE THESE BABIES SWIMMING I AM 21 AND CANNOT SWIM THIS IS SOME FUCK SHIT
Babies instinctively know when to hold their breathes!
Babies are amazingwhat
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!? I HAVE TO HOLD MY NOSE AND THIS BABY DOESN’T HAVE TOO!?
What shitty parent discovered this
babies are naturally able to swim hello they just spent nine moths in amiotic fluid this is instinctive so no, parent is not shitty, parent is re-enforcing baby’s natural instinctive behaviour.
parent is good for doing this because parent is basically saying “yes the behaviours you were born with are great!”
Yup, if babies are ‘taught’ (allowed) to swim before they are six weeks old, they never lose the instincts they were born with that lets them hold their head above water and hold their breath when they need to. SCIENCE, man.
i remember hearing my elementary teacher talking about the different ethnic groups and she talked about how the Badjao people, who are primarily sea-dwelling and nomadic, teach their kids how to swim by tossing the small babies into the water because a baby’s first instinct was to swim. I dunno how accurate she was but the Badjao are amazing swimmers
The first baby it’s the cutest mer-baby ever.
(Source: derindengirenler)
it’s 2013 why can’t i delete friends in real life
ok so it turns out what i was thinking of is called murder
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
